Man Law Guide

When on a phone call, driving or lounging at home a man shall not have soft, sensitive music (e.g., R&B) in the background when a woman is not involved.

These types of music should immediately be turned off or completely muted to avoid the probability of wooing another man. Any man other than the “DJ” is responsible for calling attention to the situation even if they love the song.

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A man must not give himself a nickname.

Friends of such a man are forbidden from referring to him by the nickname. These friends must instead create a new nickname of significantly lesser value within 48 hours.

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