Man Law Guide

When on a phone call, driving or lounging at home a man shall not have soft, sensitive music (e.g., R&B) in the background when a woman is not involved.

These types of music should immediately be turned off or completely muted to avoid the probability of wooing another man. Any man other than the “DJ” is responsible for calling attention to the situation even if they love the song.

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Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals.

Exceptions

• Law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
• If all urinals are taken, one may wait, but must provide plenty of room between themselves and urinal users, and wait until the current urinal user has turned away and zipped up before approaching urinal.

Terms & Conditions

• Sitting down to pee is forbidden and will result in loss of “man” status.

[via Abbreviated Bathroom Etiquette « The Complete Guide to Man Law]

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A man must not give himself a nickname.

Friends of such a man are forbidden from referring to him by the nickname. These friends must instead create a new nickname of significantly lesser value within 48 hours.

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